There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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