the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.