It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?