I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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