i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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