Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
im on a boat
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