I wannas sexs uuuuu
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this will be a night to untag.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
