Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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