Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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