She's JV to your varsity
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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