But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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