Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty