i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The air was thick with penises
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals