I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.