oh god the rape fog is back!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.