Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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