is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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