I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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