Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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