Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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