yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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