How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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