Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i dont even know how to be here
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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