she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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