You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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