Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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