Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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