I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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