Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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