barbara walters just said penis...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
