never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Do plants get herpes?
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