I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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