In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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