is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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