they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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