yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just cut my nipple shaving
high people should be assigned attendants
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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