Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Found the puke drawer
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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