they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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