Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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