Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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