He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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