he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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