so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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