is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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