He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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