If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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