I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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