i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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