i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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