i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I party with great urgency now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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