Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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