he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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