Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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