Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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