absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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