i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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