I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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