I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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