you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Still dying that you shit outside
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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