what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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