I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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