About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Say something about gay babies.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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