Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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