so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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