So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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