yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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